''Lonely 'tarts' column..(Any Hypothetical Broadsheet) 14/06/2024 To Whomever it may concern, University Of Life participant seeks an older, sexier, wiser candidate of mature, aged, scuffed lines. Not a shrinking violet...more a social butterfly.... [read more]
Religion | Other | Eye Colour | Brown |
Drinking | Regular Drinker | Hair Colour | Brown |
Smoking | Regular Smoker | Build | Curvaceous |
Height | 5'2''-5'6'' (157-169cm) | Education | College |
Occupation | Retail/Consumer | Age | 45 |
Interests | Music - Alternative, Volunteer / Charity, Nature, Singing / Playing Instrument, Music - World, Music - Classical / Opera, Movies / Cinema, Arts / Crafts, Dancing, Hiking / Camping, Music - Dance / Electronic, Yoga / Meditation, Astrology / New Age, Computers / Internet, Literature / History, Nightclubs / Clubs, Cooking, Museums / Galleries, Theatre / Ballet, Religion, Music - New Age, Food and Wine, Gardening, Travel / Sightseeing, Shopping, Music - Pop / R&B |
I would describe myself as: adventurous, sexy, sensuous, cheeky, educated, erotic, honest, impulsive, intelligent, kinky, naughty, open-minded, sophisticated Where does one begin to shamelessly sell ones self, oh well where do I begin, l am .... [read more]
Religion | Catholic | Eye Colour | Brown |
Drinking | Non-Drinker | Hair Colour | Black |
Smoking | Non-Smoker | Build | Slim |
Height | 5'7''-5'11'' (170-180cm) | Education | Graduate/Masters Degree |
Occupation | Healthcare & Medical | Age | 37 |
Interests | Literature / History, Arts / Crafts, Cycling, Museums / Galleries, Theatre / Ballet, Music - Alternative, Music - Classical / Opera, Music - Blues/Jazz |
So I'm quite a chilled out, laid back kinda person who loves the eighties and 90s. I'm a teacher and live a very busy life where I am a mum and a partner. I've travelled the world and consider myself to be a good laugh and very easy to get on with. .... [read more]
Religion | Church of England | Eye Colour | Blue |
Drinking | Light / Social Drinker | Hair Colour | Blonde |
Smoking | Non-Smoker | Build | Curvaceous |
Height | 5'2''-5'6'' (157-169cm) | Education | Bachelors Degree |
Occupation | Education & Science | Age | 45 |
Interests | Music - Dance / Electronic, Nightclubs / Clubs, Music - Rock, Movies / Cinema |
I consider myself to be, outgoing, friendly, & kind. Generally looking to find the best in people or situations... I'm fairly well travelled, & that this stage in my life, tend to know what I like/don't like. Like most of us on here, I've found , (.... [read more]
Religion | Church of England | Eye Colour | Brown |
Drinking | Light / Social Drinker | Hair Colour | Blonde |
Smoking | Non-Smoker | Build | Average |
Height | 5'2''-5'6'' (157-169cm) | Education | College |
Occupation | Self-employed | Age | 59 |
Interests | Music - Pop / R&B, Museums / Galleries, Food and Wine, Dancing, Politics, Cars / Motorcycles, Theatre / Ballet, Literature / History, Music - Classical / Opera, Travel / Sightseeing, Gym / Aerobics, Music - Dance / Electronic, Movies / Cinema, Shopping, Music - Blues/Jazz, Yoga / Meditation, Motor Racing |
The best evenings are spent playing scrabble in the bath with champagne and sushi! I really enjoy good food, new people, travel, adventures and planning fun outings for 2 - always keen to try something new. This is a new space for me, but I do.... [read more]
Religion | Agnostic/None | Eye Colour | Green |
Drinking | Light / Social Drinker | Hair Colour | Blonde |
Smoking | Non-Smoker | Build | Average |
Height | 5'2''-5'6'' (157-169cm) | Education | Bachelors Degree |
Occupation | Hospitality & Tourism | Age | 41 |
Interests | Movies / Cinema, Nature, Yoga / Meditation, Museums / Galleries, Cooking, Tennis / Racket Sports, Food and Wine, Theatre / Ballet, Travel / Sightseeing |
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Religion | Agnostic/None | Eye Colour | Brown |
Drinking | Light / Social Drinker | Hair Colour | Brown |
Smoking | Non-Smoker | Build | Slim |
Height | 5'7''-5'11'' (170-180cm) | Education | College |
Occupation | Advert/Media/Entertain | Age | 46 |
Interests | Hiking / Camping, Cycling, Gym / Aerobics, Cooking |
So... where do I start? This is how I look: brown hair, average height, I swim and go to the gym. I’m regularly told I look younger than my actual age. So this is always the awkward part ‘selling yourself’ but actually I’m at the poin.... [read more]
Religion | Atheist | Eye Colour | Blue |
Drinking | Regular Drinker | Hair Colour | Light Brown |
Smoking | Non-Smoker | Build | Average |
Height | 5'7''-5'11'' (170-180cm) | Education | Graduate/Masters Degree |
Occupation | Education & Science | Age | 42 |
Interests | Music - Dance / Electronic, Nightclubs / Clubs, Gym / Aerobics, Shopping, Travel / Sightseeing |
I'm not looking for a full-blown affair of the heart as I'm in a happy long-term relationship (and intend to stay that way) but am seeking an accomplished, considerate lover in my locality (see below) to distract me from my daily cares, pamper me a l.... [read more]
Religion | Other | Eye Colour | Blue |
Drinking | Non-Drinker | Hair Colour | Blonde |
Smoking | Non-Smoker | Build | Slim |
Height | 5'7''-5'11'' (170-180cm) | Education | College |
Occupation | Executive | Age | 56 |
Interests | Yoga / Meditation |
Here's what you might need to know: My tastes are eclectic for example E.T. and Horror Movies as opposed to Sherlock. I listen to a lot of Country and Whitney Houston rather than Classical. I tend to wear my heart on my sleeve, which makes me ope.... [read more]
Religion | Catholic | Eye Colour | Brown |
Drinking | Light / Social Drinker | Hair Colour | Brown |
Smoking | Non-Smoker | Build | Average |
Height | 5'2''-5'6'' (157-169cm) | Education | Technical training/Diploma |
Occupation | Healthcare & Medical | Age | 52 |
Interests | Music - Blues/Jazz, Sailing / Boating, Travel / Sightseeing |
Hello - I’d like to meet a new friend with similar elastic morals though this needs to be based on mutual trust, respect and honesty (I know, go figure!). I’m sorry guys but I don’t want to meet up every other week, or even monthly, just ev.... [read more]
Religion | Church of England | Eye Colour | Brown |
Drinking | Light / Social Drinker | Hair Colour | Black |
Smoking | Non-Smoker | Build | Curvaceous |
Height | 5'2''-5'6'' (157-169cm) | Education | College |
Occupation | Management/HR | Age | 66 |
Interests | Tennis / Racket Sports, Museums / Galleries, Food and Wine, Theatre / Ballet, Music - Pop / R&B, Travel / Sightseeing, Football / Soccer / Rugby, Volunteer / Charity, Golf, Movies / Cinema, Shopping, Cooking |
This is where I reveal my true inner self - well up to a point because the thing I miss most about the excitement of a new relationship is the thrill of getting to know someone for the first time. If you get to know me you'll find someone caring, pa.... [read more]
Religion | Methodist | Eye Colour | Hazel |
Drinking | Light / Social Drinker | Hair Colour | Light Brown |
Smoking | Non-Smoker | Build | Slim |
Height | 5'2''-5'6'' (157-169cm) | Education | Bachelors Degree |
Occupation | Education & Science | Age | 52 |
Interests | Gym / Aerobics, Gardening, Theatre / Ballet, Music - Latin, Travel / Sightseeing, Music - Pop / R&B, Movies / Cinema, Hiking / Camping, Literature / History |
This is always the hard bit. I am looking for a man that has the same qualities as myself and isn’t a push over not into yes men. But also one that doesn't live in a fantasy world. One that can be honest, ok I got what we are looking for i.... [read more]
Religion | Catholic | Eye Colour | Brown |
Drinking | Light / Social Drinker | Hair Colour | Red |
Smoking | Non-Smoker | Build | Curvaceous |
Height | 5'7''-5'11'' (170-180cm) | Education | Graduate/Masters Degree |
Occupation | Healthcare & Medical | Age | 54 |
Interests | Gardening, Music - Blues/Jazz, Motor Racing, Food and Wine |
Looking for spark and excitement to escape the mundane adulting crap we’re all forced to endure. Someone to induce a regular flow of dopamine and oxytocin. If you’re tall, dark and somewhat handsome with a decent sense of humour then I’d lov.... [read more]
Religion | Agnostic/None | Eye Colour | Brown |
Drinking | Light / Social Drinker | Hair Colour | Brown |
Smoking | Non-Smoker | Build | Curvaceous |
Height | 5'7''-5'11'' (170-180cm) | Education | Bachelors Degree |
Occupation | Management/HR | Age | 40 |
Interests | Sailing / Boating, Nature, Movies / Cinema, Arts / Crafts, Gym / Aerobics, Shopping, Dancing |
A bundle of contradictions that isn’t too shabby looking, has a brain, enjoys culture and class and is full of surprises. Always happy, with a positive outlook on life and always know what I want. For all I’m assertive, I’m super relaxed and d.... [read more]
Religion | Agnostic/None | Eye Colour | Grey |
Drinking | Light / Social Drinker | Hair Colour | Black |
Smoking | Non-Smoker | Build | Average |
Height | 5'7''-5'11'' (170-180cm) | Education | Graduate/Masters Degree |
Occupation | Other | Age | 47 |
Interests | Gym / Aerobics, Shopping, Travel / Sightseeing, Movies / Cinema, Yoga / Meditation |
Here's what you might need to know: I'm a married and stay at home mum. I'm a qualified professionally but taking a break to stay at home to raise my children. At the moment I'm retraining so that im ready to kick start a new career chapter. Doing.... [read more]
Religion | Protestant | Eye Colour | Brown |
Drinking | Light / Social Drinker | Hair Colour | Auburn |
Smoking | Non-Smoker | Build | Cuddly |
Height | 5'2''-5'6'' (157-169cm) | Education | Graduate/Masters Degree |
Occupation | Homemaker | Age | 40 |
Interests | Shopping, Music - Alternative, Movies / Cinema, Music - Dance / Electronic, Cooking, Music - Pop / R&B, Food and Wine, Music - Rock, Music - Hip Hop, Politics |